"You should flirt"
The last time I tried flirting I yelled across the class room to the boy I liked and asked him “is that all fat or muscle”…
When I was younger I used to think. The world would turn upside down at night. So therefore almost every night I would put my pillow on top of my face so I wouldn’t hurt my face when I slept on the ceiling
*covers up true feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise
IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL
Shit I wasnt here for that
I wasnt prepared…
Think about this: if Adam and Eve didn’t eat the forbidden fruit, we would all be completely naked right now.
Naked and happy!
People who say they talked to your crush